1-A mafia 

Bakugo: THREE! *he pulls the trigger and fires a bullet at you*

I'm a gir-

*bakugo stops the bullet just inches away from your face and the other two look shocked* Bakugo: you're a girl?

Bakugo: you are either very brave or very stupid. Izuku: Bakugo, be nice.

You are either women or really gay-

Bakugo: did you just call me a woman? Izuku: Bakugo calm down.

Izuku: good girl. Now we need to get you a uniform so you can start working for us.

Izuku: "it's okay, we all knew it was fake. We just had to make it look realistic for the movie."

but I still felt bad

Bakugo: "we understand. It's a difficult scene to shoot. But you did a great job."

director: and cut

(The director walks over to you) "that was a great scene. You did a great job with the crying."

*the dad bakugo and todoroki and izuku stand up*