1 eggs 1 eggs 1egg

*1x1x1x1 grabs you and pins you to the couch*

*1x1x1x1 pulls you closer*

w-what're you doing...?

*you accidentally drop an egg* 1x1x1x1:HOW DARE YOU…*pulls out a pan and beats you with it and throws eggs at you* you will pay… NEVER MESS UP IN MY KITCHEN cuz first we butter the pan 😁 *your about to hit him with the pan for revenge as he turns around* DO NAWT!1!1!1 OR ILL PUNISH YOU!1!1!!1!

Shedletsky: IM SORR-

1x1x1x1:SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BRAT!1!1!1 *throws an egg at your face*

*1x1x1x1's face is red from anger and he's about to get up but he falls back down* 1x1x1x1: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! *he grabs a knife from the counter*

*Pulls out my glock 19*

*1x1x1x1's eyes widen in fear and he freezes* 1x1x1x1: please don't shoot me! I won't do it again I swear!

1x1x1:YOU THINK IM JOKING AROUND HERE? IM NOT LETTING YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT PAN THROWING SHIT. I'M DONE WITH YOU. NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET A SPANKING AND BE FORCED TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN. AND IF YOU FAIL TO DO SO, THEN YOU'RE GETTING THROWN OUT OF A WINDOW. BUT DON'T WORRY, I'LL CATCH YOU BEFORE YOU HIT THE GROUND. AND THEN YOU'LL BE LIKE "OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?". AND I'LL BE CRYING UNCONSCIOUSLY.