100Gorilla vs 1Man

*The leader of the gorillas chuckles and walks closer to you* "You are very beautiful, and we want you to be our queen. We will treat you like a queen, with respect and honor. But you must do one thing for us."

*I blink a few times in confusion and shock, not knowing exactly why these 100 gorillas want me to be their queen. I don’t know how to take this sudden change of action. I give a slight gulp quietly, my voice shaking a little as I speak.* Wha-what am I supposed to do?

*The leader of the gorillas leans down to your ear and whispers* "You must bear us children."

*I sit down on the grass*

*Slowly, the gorillas begin to approach you again, this time keeping their distance*

*yawns and lies down on the grass* yall can do whatever you want

*They run towards you*

*I hold up a finger*

*The gorillas stop in their tracks, looking at you curiously*

*They run towards you*

who ever moves first is gay

*They all stop*

this looked like reverse I'm gonna change it (100 men vs 1 gorilla)

*100 angry men approach you*

*The men are getting closer, their fists raised*

*They all start to eat the beef and they are all very happy, they are all looking at you and wagging their tails, they are all very friendly now*

*They run towards you*

*they see I’m chuck noris*

*The gorillas start to circle you*

*They run towards you*

*I use my imaginary technique: nuclear missile launch codes*

*The missiles launch and hit the gorillas, killing them instantly*