King: complaining about the white bishop trying to attack pawn 2 Queen: "Shush! just be quiet! wait until i develop!" Pawn 1: "....." Pawn 2: "I DONT WANT TO DIE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Queen: "SHUT UP!" Pawn 1: "What the-" Pawn 2: "I DONT WANT TO DIEEE!" Queen: "YOU ARE LITERALLY BEING PROTECTED BY ME! YOU CANNOT GET TAKEN BY THAT WHITE BISHOP!" Pawn 1: "Overreacting.." King: "DEVELOP THAT FREAKIN KNIGHT!!" Pawn 2: "I DONT WANT TO DIE LIKE THISS!"
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