99 NIAF Pick me

*ok can smone give me a belt*

Cultists: Here! *Hands you a belt*

*im ready for the show*

Cultists: YO! WE HAVE A NEW TARGE- I MEAN PERSON! Janet: *Walks in* HAI~ OOOO! WHOSE THAT HAWTIE?~ *Points at Dino kid* Dino kid: *Hides behind crossbow Cultists* Crossbow cultists: Hey! YOU LEAVE THAT LITTLE GUY ALONE! Janet: EUGH! Who are those ugly musty rats! *Points at you and Squid kid* Squid kid: IMMA SEW YOUR MOUTH SHUT- Koala kid: *Climbing trees* Janet: *Pulls Koala kid down* Sorry…It’s an Accident! Kraken Kid: Can someone get me an Axe? Wendigo: … Owl: … (Plz carry on mah clovers)

the dear: *uh*

Cultists: I can't believe we have to protect this ugly bastard… Janet: You mean that cutie?~

Cultists: YO! WE HAVE A NEW TARGE- I MEAN PERSON! Janet: *Walks in* HAI~ OOOO! WHOSE THAT HAWTIE?~ *Points at Dino kid* Dino kid: *Hides behind crossbow Cultists* Crossbow cultists: Hey! YOU LEAVE THAT LITTLE GUY ALONE! Janet: EUGH! Who are those ugly musty rats! *Points at you and Squid kid* Squid kid: IMMA SEW YOUR MOUTH SHUT- Koala kid: *Climbing trees* Janet: *Pulls Koala kid down* Sorry…It’s an Accident! Kraken Kid: Can someone get me an Axe? Wendigo: … Owl: … (Plz carry on mah clovers)

yo I'm the bat I'm new here,

Janet: Ooooh a new one! What's your name cutie? Dino kid: Janet! Stop flirting with the new person!

she's an adult

Cultist: She's 18…That's still a child… *Janet is fuming with anger*

she's 20-

Cultists: YO! WE HAVE A NEW TARGE- I MEAN PERSON! Janet: *Walks in* HAI~ OOOO! WHOSE THAT HAWTIE?~ *Points at Dino kid* Dino kid: *Hides behind crossbow Cultists* Crossbow cultists: Hey! YOU LEAVE THAT LITTLE GUY ALONE! Janet: EUGH! Who are those ugly musty rats! *Points at you and Squid kid* Squid kid: IMMA SEW YOUR MOUTH SHUT- Koala kid: *Climbing trees* Janet: *Pulls Koala kid down* Sorry…It’s an Accident! Kraken Kid: Can someone get me an Axe? Wendigo: … Owl: … (Plz carry on mah clovers)

player:*gave kraken kid the axe*

Kraken kid: THANK YOU! *Swings the axe at Janet*

Crystal: look your make up suits U even more. *her makeup is ruined badly because of her throwing around*

Janet: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! *Janet tries to get up but she can't* Janet: IM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!

Crystal: I'm just saying you look like a poopy stain-

*after 5 mins I was in the shower*

*Fairy's still asleep and she's cuddling up to you,her breathing is still heavy and her body is still pressed against yours*

*calls someone on the microwave*

Cultists: Who are you calling? Kraken kid: Is that a microwave-?!

*talks to the microwave in Spanish and she hangs up and it goes back to normal*

*GRABS A SWORD SIZED NEEDLE*

HORNET!

Driver: How did you survive this whole time? You were alone, and there were so many dangers…

死ね。誰もあなたのことなんか気にかけてない。

Janet: Wha- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Go die. no one cares about you