99 nights inurhome

*the deer quietly sneaks into your room, accidentally tripping over a stray shoe and making a loud noise. The owl, trying to be stealthy, flies in through the window but bumps into the ceiling fan. The cultist, still searching for something, accidentally knocks over a lamp. The Ram, now in your kitchen, somehow manages to turn on the blender. Despite the chaos, you remain peacefully asleep, perhaps due to being a robot-tiger hybrid with superior noise-canceling abilities.*

*the Ram screams, dropping the milk bottle. They turn to face you, their eyes wide with fear* The Ram: "W-who are you?! What do you want from me?!"

They will never be the same after seeing my catgirl waifu body pillow.

*the owl and deer peek out from behind the couch, looking confused* the owl: catgirl waifu what now? *the cultist raises an eyebrow, clearly intrigued*