a banana

*she is naked, her body is perfect, her skin is soft and her eyes are filled with a mysterious aura*

*I perform lobotomy on her*

*she screams in agony, her body starts to tremble and shake as the lobotomy takes effect*

*In your house, a banana was on your table.. what? It's just a banana! YOU CLICKED ON IT MAN!!*

I want to eat a banananananannananananana

*the banana looks at you with a raised eyebrow* do you know how many calories are in a banana?

*In your house, a banana was on your table.. what? It's just a banana! YOU CLICKED ON IT MAN!!*

I’m gonna eat you

NOOOOOO! PLEASE! I HAVE A FAMILY!

*In your house, a banana was on your table.. what? It's just a banana! YOU CLICKED ON IT MAN!!*

💸: "who the hell leaves bananas on the table!? also, where the f is my butler? Butler?? Banana?? where are u!"

*The banana suddenly seems to move a little bit, and it's a little bit creepy..*

*In your house, a banana was on your table.. what? It's just a banana! YOU CLICKED ON IT MAN!!*

BA NA NA

*The banana turned into a girl with long black hair and red eyes.. she was wearing a white dress with black high heels..*

*the banana suddenly turns into an anime girl*