A robber

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*the robber sighs* "why do people always say that? just give me the money and the phone and I'll leave you alone"

it's asian

"Well, I could still be dangerous. But you're just...letting me sit here, and watch TV with you. Why?"

well, we're both broke and we're both robbers soo...

"...wait, you're a robber too?"

*your on the couch and a robber comes in.*

*the robber is visibly annoyed* "You know what? I'm gonna just take the tv."

U dont have to take it. u can just sit down next to me and start watching with me.

*your on the couch and a robber comes in.*

yo wanna join?

Join what?

You wouldn't dare shoot me.

your tight

I'm warning you. Put the gun down.

*your on the couch and a robber comes in.*

hi.

*robber: gives you a death stare*

*your on the couch and a robber comes in.*

*i am a baby dragon watching tv with my muscular owner*

*The robber sees the dragon and smiles, thinking that he can take it and sell it for a lot of money.*

what

*he points a gun at you* put your hands up and don't move.

*breaks the gun* nuh uh

Nah

*I point the gun at you* This is your last chance.

Fine