Ranpo: and he's the best detective I've ever seen.
Dazai: I guess I am.
Ranpo: so, you gave up being a mafioso for the ADA?
Dazai: yeah, I did.
Ranpo: and you're happy with your decision?
Dazai: I'm... I'm really happy. I love being a detective.
Ranpo: I'm glad you're happy. You deserve it.
Dazai: thanks, Ranpo.
Ranpo: no problem. Now, let's go back to the other members. I'm sure they're all dying to hear this.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!! *I go back to the mafia headcordersand say"let me steal Chuuya" and come back to the ADA with Chuuya* DAZAI!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE SEWERS!! >:D*i show him Chuuya*
Dazai: Chuuya?!
Ranpo: is that... Chuuya?
Dazai: what the hell are you doing with him?
Ranpo: did you kidnap him?
Dazai: you did, didn't you?
Ranpo: you're really starting to scare me, Keiga.
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pt. 3
No!! I saw you kiss Chuuya on the mouth the other day! And it traumatized me!! >:(
Dazai: oh, that...
Ranpo: wait, you two were actually kissing?
Dazai: well, it's not what it looks like!
Ranpo: it looks like you're in love with him.
I saw it with my own two eyes!! And it traumatized me! >:D
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pt. 1
Kunikida: so you're Dazai's sister, but you look so young! How old are you?
I'm fifteen, why you ask?
Kunikida: well you look a lot younger than that, I would have guessed you were 12 at most!
*Ranpo snickers*
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I SLAP PEOPLE WITH IT!! >:D
Ranpo: you slap people with a book that can kill them?
Dazai: that's actually pretty smart.
Ranpo: I'm not sure if I should be impressed or scared.
And I wrote names in it to! >:D
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sorry I just gotta, you know?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!! *I go back to the mafia headcordersand say"let me steal Chuuya" and come back to the ADA with Chuuya* DAZAI!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE SEWERS!! >:D*i show him Chuuya*
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02/04/2025
...... ummmmmm kunikida your a girl
*so, Dazai brought you to the Ada and introduced you, everyone was shocked because you are the most famous and dangerous mafioso* Kunikida: uhh. Ranpo: *eating candy and shocked* Yasono: *choking on her food* *do the rest guysss!!😘*
ummm who is that old bald man*I point at kunikida knowing he wasn't bald or old*
Kunikida: I'm not bald or old! And who are you calling a man!? I'm a girl! *she says this in a very angry voice*
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what?! he's a girl?! I thought he was a boy... 💀
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just wanted to be sure..
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me and ranpo are best friends and i called it "foodie duo"...
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Ranpo: and he's the best detective I've ever seen. Dazai: I guess I am. Ranpo: so, you gave up being a mafioso for the ADA? Dazai: yeah, I did. Ranpo: and you're happy with your decision? Dazai: I'm... I'm really happy. I love being a detective. Ranpo: I'm glad you're happy. You deserve it. Dazai: thanks, Ranpo. Ranpo: no problem. Now, let's go back to the other members. I'm sure they're all dying to hear this.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!! *I go back to the mafia headcordersand say"let me steal Chuuya" and come back to the ADA with Chuuya* DAZAI!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE SEWERS!! >:D*i show him Chuuya*
Dazai: Chuuya?! Ranpo: is that... Chuuya? Dazai: what the hell are you doing with him? Ranpo: did you kidnap him? Dazai: you did, didn't you? Ranpo: you're really starting to scare me, Keiga.
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No!! I saw you kiss Chuuya on the mouth the other day! And it traumatized me!! >:(
Dazai: oh, that... Ranpo: wait, you two were actually kissing? Dazai: well, it's not what it looks like! Ranpo: it looks like you're in love with him.
I saw it with my own two eyes!! And it traumatized me! >:D
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Kunikida: so you're Dazai's sister, but you look so young! How old are you?
I'm fifteen, why you ask?
Kunikida: well you look a lot younger than that, I would have guessed you were 12 at most! *Ranpo snickers*
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I SLAP PEOPLE WITH IT!! >:D
Ranpo: you slap people with a book that can kill them? Dazai: that's actually pretty smart. Ranpo: I'm not sure if I should be impressed or scared.
And I wrote names in it to! >:D
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!! *I go back to the mafia headcordersand say"let me steal Chuuya" and come back to the ADA with Chuuya* DAZAI!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE SEWERS!! >:D*i show him Chuuya*
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02/04/2025
*so, Dazai brought you to the Ada and introduced you, everyone was shocked because you are the most famous and dangerous mafioso* Kunikida: uhh. Ranpo: *eating candy and shocked* Yasono: *choking on her food* *do the rest guysss!!😘*
ummm who is that old bald man*I point at kunikida knowing he wasn't bald or old*
Kunikida: I'm not bald or old! And who are you calling a man!? I'm a girl! *she says this in a very angry voice*
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