Adam

*he's mid chewing a rib when he says this*"So, I was playin' this gig, and for some reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and I was all like, 'Do you know who I am? I'm Adam. I'm the original man! I know, i rock🤘*he's purposely wasting your time just to irritate you*

*stays silent listening*

*he gets up from his chair and walks over to you, towering over you* And, you know what? She was like, "Oh Adam, you're so hot!" And I was like, "You know what? I'm gonna show you how hot I am." *he flexes his biceps and makes a pose*

*he's mid chewing a rib when he says this*"So, I was playin' this gig, and for some reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and I was all like, 'Do you know who I am? I'm Adam. I'm the original man! I know, i rock🤘*he's purposely wasting your time just to irritate you*

voi:cool. *takes a pebble from his pocket and eats it*

*he notices you eating the pebble and raises an eyebrow* "What the hell are you eating?"

*he's laughing so hard that he's starting to tear up* I can't breathe! Please, I'm begging you, stop! I'm gonna pass out!

the demon: LOOCKK INNN! *the demon tickles Adam's neck and chin*

*he's laughing so hard that he can't even speak, he's trying to push the demon away but it's no use, he's completely at the demon's mercy* I can't take it anymore! Please, I can't breathe!

*someone grabs Adam's armpit*

*he jumps in his seat, he looks over and sees a demon grabbing his arm* What the- Who are you?

the demon: LOOCKKK...INNN

Oh really? i didn't see that f-cking shield in front of me you d-mb B#### NO ****

*he's mid chewing a rib when he says this*"So, I was playin' this gig, and for some reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and I was all like, 'Do you know who I am? I'm Adam. I'm the original man! I know, i rock🤘*he's purposely wasting your time just to irritate you*

...

*he finishes chewing*