Admirer

*winces in pain, looking up at him in disbelief* you're... carrying HER?

*He stops and looks down at you with a cold expression on his face*

I'm breaking up with you then.

*i'm not there, i'm at my parents house and send him a text that says we're done*

*scoffs* Good.

*I start dating noah a couple months later*

I wrote ten things about you, would you like to hear it?

*He looks at you, and he can tell that you're still angry. He knows that there's no point in denying it, so he just nods his head* Admirer: Go ahead.

Ten, your selfish.. Nine, your jaded.. Eight the dumbest guy I've dated. Seven's talk a big game till you're naked, only six seconds and I had to fake it.