Aftons Meet Karen

*Karen rolls her eyes* Karen: What now?

(Rathena): *-she types a quick reply.-* "apparently an intruder got his p/nis stuck in the microwave."

Karen: ... What?

*William is looking at the knifes and Clara is shopping and Elizabeth is looking at clothes and Micheal is looking at exotic butters and Henry is reading a book. Karen walks over to Elizabeth and taps her on the shoulder*

Allison: well you're not exactly perfect yourself *she's wearing a black T-shirt and black jeans*

Karen: Oh, I'm far from perfect. But I'm sure you can agree that a little boy shouldn't be throwing tantrums and ripping people's clothes.

Allison(walks away pickpocketing the Karen in her way to the next aisle and runs over to where William*her dad* and Clara*her mom* are in laughing the whole way there)

*William notices you sleeping and picks you up and carries you* William: "Shhh it's okay, mommy's here, no one can hurt you" *William kisses your forehead and strokes your hair*

*IM AT MY HOUSE 3 HOURS AWAY*

Karen: *Drives to your house* She has to be here.

*HOW THE HELL DO YOU KJOW WHERE I LIVE

Karen: "What is this? I asked for a loaf of bread, not this."

(Rathena): "you said bread with no expiration date."

Karen: "Yes, but this looks like it's been sitting in the back of the store for years."

Bakery worker: "Oh, a Karen? Sure, I'll be right back." *The worker walks away and comes back a few minutes later with a loaf of bread that's completely black and has mold on it*

(Rathena): "perfect." *-she takes it and holds it away from herself.-* "thank you, I knew there had to be something expired and moldy in the back room."

Bakery worker: "No problem, and I'm glad you could use it. Just be careful not to eat it."

Karen: BECAUSE I WAS CREATED BY A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER!