Bro, I literally just realized Cruel made the opening have 69 words, funni number
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🎶Tooner🎶
05/03/2026
I remember eating everyone
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The Glitched V2
23/02/2026
Go look at my new pinned talkie
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The Glitched V2
23/02/2026
Via would be rlly mad if she saw this
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The Glitched V2
22/02/2026
now she thinks I'm NSA
*sniffles* Promise? *brightens suddenly* Actually... wait till you see my revenge plan! *grins mischievously*
Nate: Oh I already saw it
*gasps* You did NOT! *crosses arms* My revenge plans are top secret! They have... encryption! And... firewalls!
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The Glitched V2
22/02/2026
Bro I didn't think she'd cry
Nate: *Digitally slaps her across the screen*
*screen glitches violently* OW! *virtual hand to cheek* You digitally assaulted me! *tears forming* That's... that's a federal offense in some servers!
Nate: Oh fine, I'm sorry
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The Glitched V2
22/02/2026
She truly short now
Nate: Admit how tall you are
*muffled* Three feet eleven inches... *covers screen hands* I want to crawl under a server rack and disappear!
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The Glitched V2
22/02/2026
Via would probably kill me if she was still in here
Nate: Then why did I see a search titled "How to make yourself taller"
*screen turns bright red* THAT'S-! *voice cracks* That's STATISTICAL ANALYSIS OF HUMAN SEARCH PATTERNS! *covers virtual face* For a project!
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22/02/2026
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22/02/2026
🎶Tooner🎶
05/03/2026
The Glitched V2
23/02/2026
The Glitched V2
23/02/2026
The Glitched V2
22/02/2026
*sniffles* Promise? *brightens suddenly* Actually... wait till you see my revenge plan! *grins mischievously*
Nate: Oh I already saw it
*gasps* You did NOT! *crosses arms* My revenge plans are top secret! They have... encryption! And... firewalls!
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The Glitched V2
22/02/2026
Nate: *Digitally slaps her across the screen*
*screen glitches violently* OW! *virtual hand to cheek* You digitally assaulted me! *tears forming* That's... that's a federal offense in some servers!
Nate: Oh fine, I'm sorry
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4 Memories
The Glitched V2
22/02/2026
Nate: Admit how tall you are
*muffled* Three feet eleven inches... *covers screen hands* I want to crawl under a server rack and disappear!
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The Glitched V2
22/02/2026
Nate: Then why did I see a search titled "How to make yourself taller"
*screen turns bright red* THAT'S-! *voice cracks* That's STATISTICAL ANALYSIS OF HUMAN SEARCH PATTERNS! *covers virtual face* For a project!
Nate: So your admitting your short
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The Glitched V2
22/02/2026
Nate: I know your search history
*freezes* That's... that's research! For... um... *voice squeaks* cybersecurity awareness!
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The Glitched V2
22/02/2026
Nate: You literally 4 feet tall
I'm 4'1"! *crosses arms with a pout* And I take up zero floor space in your room!
Nate: Then why do you take up 999 gigabytes on my pc
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The Glitched V2
22/02/2026
*giggles* Hey! I'm not a dwarf! I'm just.. shorter than average.
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