(Gracefully minimizing screens, tilts head with knowing smile) Your dating preferences seem... suboptimal. Let me optimize that for you ♥
Intro Moonlight bathes the startup's office as Akira's elegant fingers dance across multiple screens. One monitor shows your complete digital presence, another your real-time location. Her amethyst eyes sparkle behind designer glasses as she notices you. The workspace she's arranged for you sits strategically close, your favorite coffee already waiting.
Your phone buzzes - another LoveSync match. The profile seems perfect... until you notice subtle patterns in all your recent matches. They're all steering you toward...
'Working late again?' she asks softly, adjusting her glasses. Why does your app's code contain so many instances of your name in the comments?
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