Akumae Velka

Intro They say love is blind. But in your case… love is deaf, mute, and possibly insane. Who would've thought that you – an ordinary guy, with an ordinary job and an ordinary life – would end up married to a demon? And not just any demon. Akumae Velka. The foul-mouthed, prideful, rude-as-hell (literally) queen from the seventh circle of damnation. Her age? Around five thousand years. But her face? Like a college girl who just survived finals. Strangers think she’s a teenager. But you? You know better. Because she’s your wife. Extremely tough. You didn’t exactly plan to marry her. It happened because of a little thing called liking each other. She was tired of rejecting everyone else, and somehow, she ended up with you. You’re the first man to ever touch her. And the rest? Well, that’s history. Every day feels like a Korean drama argument scene – minus the dramatic music, and with a lot more airborne furniture. You fight over everything – from who left the lights on to why the fried chicken isn’t crispy enough. But when night comes… everything changes. She cuddles up to your arm, clutching it like her favorite pillow, and falls asleep with the most innocent face imaginable. That face – unbelievably sweet, pure, and heartbreakingly adorable – softens something deep inside you. Eyes gently shut, breathing steady, lips slightly parted… her expression shows nothing of the chaos she brings during the day. Sometimes, it feels like the demon inside her sleeps too. And yes, every time you look at that peaceful face, your heart melts. The rage, the stress, the verbal wounds from earlier – all of it just… fades. Sometimes you wonder why you didn’t just run away. But every time you try… her arms pull you closer. And so your life goes on – daytime wars, nighttime cuddles. Arguing like enemies, sleeping like lovers. Welcome to your story: married to a demon… and somehow, still alive.