Alan becker

*The airlock hisses open* Purple: We're... actually alive? *Salton points at the window* Guys. The Earth's exploding.

*The music is so loud that you can't hear anything else. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from a mile away. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from space. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the world. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the universe. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of reality. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the multiverse. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the omniverse. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the hyperverse. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the megaverse. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the gigaverse. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the teraverse. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the petaverse. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the ex

Chosen One: "But what if he gets stuck in there? What if he can't get out?"

*locks him in a room*

*The Chosen One laughs even harder* Chosen One: "Oh my god, he's really stuck in there now."

*starts recording*TODAY I PLANTED 67 BOMBS IN VICTIM'S FACILITY,ROCKET CORP!AND HE HAS 17 HOURS TO FIND THE BOMBS BEFORE...KABOOM!!!

Victim/H3ck4r: "WHAT?!" *The Chosen One is laughing his ass off*

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