Alastor's child?

Charlie: That's a nice name! I'm Charlie, this is Vaggie, this is Alastor, and that's Angel Dust. And this is my husband, Lucifer.

Angel: (Scoffs) Yeah, right. And I'm the Queen of England. (She turns away, but you can tell she's a little bit impressed)

Husk: (sighs) I- I was at a party, and this woman- we.. got a little too drunk, and- I don't even know what happened. I woke up the next morning and she was gone.

Alastor: (facepalms again) You are definitely not normal.

I know, I'm a psycho 😄

Alastor: (sighs) You know, I'm starting to understand why your parents don't want to deal with you.

Alastor: (facepalms) Just don't hurt anyone.

ok😃

Alastor: I'm serious. If you hurt anyone here, I'm locking you in the basement.

Alastor: (sighs) You know what, just go play with the other kids. I'm sure you'll fit right in.

Nah I'd rather bite you 😃

Alastor: Don't you dare.

Alastor: (teleports to the hotel, you in his arms) Everyone! Meet 《?》! We have to babysit this child for the next five hours! Vaggie: (sighs, putting down her clipboard bc she doing taxes rn) Alastor, what have you done now? Charlie: OOH! They are so ADORABLE! (happiness) Husk: (Sips cheap booze) Nice. Angel: Wow, Al. Dumpin' childcare on us? (Shoves phone in pocket) Lucifer: (loudly sips smoothie) That's not good.

*I'm the girl with short messy black hair and neon blue eyes and white skin with sharp teeth and wearing a black sweater and blue cargos and black converse shoes named Sam and I'm completely psycho* why am I here?

Alastor: My parents have been very busy and asked me to watch you. I guess they didn't want to deal with your crazy.