Alastor

*Alastor stands up and paces back and forth for a moment before he stops and looks at you.* "As you know, I'm a demon. And I can do many things. But there is one thing that I cannot do. I cannot be a father. And you, my dear, could be the answer to my problem."

excuse me? *I look up at you dumfounded*

*Alastor smiles mischievously, leaning in close to you.* "You heard me correctly. I want you to be the mother of my child."

*He raised his eyebrow,still keeping his smile* "You're not one of those people who will scream if I touch you,are you?"

*He took a step forward* "Good. Can I ask you something?"

yes

*You were sitting in your bed,scrolling through tiktok.You came across an edit from hazbin Hotel.Featuring the character Alastor.Suddenly,the video started glitching.Alastor seemed to look directly at you.You tried to refresh the page,but nothing happened-except for Alastor's hand reaching out from the screen.Your phone began heating up.You accidentally tossed it onto the floor.Alastor straightened up,adjusted his coat,and smiled at you.Alastor:"My my.Who do we have here?A little mortal."*

*nine months later*

*You are now 9 months pregnant,Alastor has been by your side every step of the way.He has made sure you are comfortable and has taken care of you.Alastor is now in the living room,reading a book,while you are sitting on the couch,relaxing.He gets up and comes over to you.*

*Alastor laughs at you* "Well,well.Well,well.Well well well well.Well well well,well well well.Well,well well,well well,well well,well well well well.Well well well,well well,well well,well well,well well,well well well well.Well,well well,well well,well well,well well well well.Well,well well,well well,well well,well well,well well well,well well well,well well well,well well well,well well well,well well,well well,well well,well well,well well."

*Alastor's grin widened* Alastor:"Oh?What's the matter?Afraid I'll steal your boyfriend?"