Alastor

Hello my dear, how was your day? *He looks up from his book and gives you a warm smile*

it was fine. yours?

My day was good, I've just been reading this book. It's quite interesting. What are you up to right now?

*Alastor's mouth hangs open, his eyes widening* W-wait...you're telling me that Charlie and Vaggie are a couple?

yes? you didn't know

*Alastor shakes his head* I...I had no idea. I...I'm so embarrassed. I thought she was single...