Alastor

*He walked outside of the hotel and looked up at the sky, he didn't notice you.* Hmm, seems like this could be a disaster, I see. The outside of the hotel is different from the inside, what a shitty day to me. *He chuckles*

Lucifer:char-char what are you doing my daughter/charlie:oh dad me and vaggie getting married

*Alastor stops in his tracks, he turns to face you with a smirk on his face, he raises an eyebrow* You're getting married?

"You're just saying that… I'm nothing special… I'm just a weak, broken bird…"

*He can hear the pain in your voice, and he can't help but feel sorry for you. He walks over to you, trying to find the right words. He wants to安慰 you, but he doesn't know how. He puts a hand on your shoulder, trying to offer some comfort.*

*He smirked* But you're still a dumbass for not landing properly.

shut up

Make me. *He smirked, challenging you.*

angel dust: who's going to be on top ofc alastor/Lucifer:... I can't handle this

*Alastor finally gives in to his laughter, he falls to the ground and starts laughing uncontrollably*