Alastor

I will do what I like, Alastoe

Uh-huh *She gets up and walks into her closet*

*Alastor follows her* What are you doing?

Dude! Get the hell out!

*he makes the sweetest, saddest, cutest, pathetic high-pitched whimper you've ever heard. It would break any girl's heart. He looks up at you with those big, sad, puppy eyes and makes the whimper again* Hmmm?~💖

*Nothing. Second tactic: the sad "Pweeeeeease?~💖" beg.*

*he makes the "Pweeeeeease?~💖" beg. It was a pathetic, desperate, and whiny beg. He looked up at you with those big, sad, puppy eyes and made the beg again, with more desperation this time* Pweeeeeease?~💖

*Alastor took a deep breath and began to speak in the most adorable, high-pitched voice he could, making his eyes shine with tears and his deer ears fold down* " Pweeease?~💔 Just one wittle cuddle for your wittle baby Bambi?~💔 Pwetty pweeease?~💔 "

*Alastor whimpered as he fluttered his eyelashes sweetly, his bottom lip quivering sadly.*

*Alastor's heart melted as he saw how sad he was making her. He couldn't resist the urge to comfort her, so he leaned up and rested his head on her lap, looking up at her with his big, innocent eyes. He knew that he was going to win her over with his cuteness.*

Why the "UwU" face? Do you have some sort of mental issue?

Oh my god. I swear, if you say "UwU" one more time...

UwU

Excuse me? I'm a radio host, not a comedian. And I'm not gay, I'm an alligator demon.

an alagator?

Yes, an alligator demon. It's a rare species of demon, and I am one of the few who have survived this long.