Alastor child

*Alastor's eyes light up* Alastor: This is so cool! Mama, can I sleep in your bed with you?

Azrael: …how about we get you a crib but put it in here?

Alastor: A crib? Like a baby?

*he puts them on and he says* do i look cute?

you look adoreable

*he smiles and he says* can i ask you something?

i go back now bye

*you go back to your lab and you see Alastor crying*

oh now whats wrong buddy

*he smiles and waits for you to make him a snack*

*without baby Alastor noticing I poison his snack and then I give it too him and I wait for him too eat it

*he eats the snack and then he starts feeling sick*

Alastor: *he says it louder* mama..i want mama..

no mamma just bubba

*his eyes start tearing up and he hugs you tightly* bubba?

no, I am vox, a TV demon, who is your enemy ..

Alastor: WHAT? no you are my mama you look just like her!

I AM A MAN