Dude! My talkie said bruh at me bc my voice to speach failed😭 (yes I'm that lazy)
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protogen lover123
08/05/2025
blud broke the 8th wall
(how bout' alastors wife is charlie, I saw some porn vids of them "doing it" :D)
(charlie: hey!)
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~°•《{Sam}》•°~
12/06/2025
That literally got me laughing
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bunny ^᪲᪲᪲~})
15/05/2025
yes
*Alastor's face softens*
Alastor:oh? What kind of film?
*Alastor crosses his arms*
Alastor:so you just decided to watch a movie about a rock just to pass time?
*Alastor stares at you for a few seconds*
Alastor:do you think I'm stupid?
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+Yuki+
10/05/2025
maybe take some dr!gs :>….
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Mrs. Hartfelt
27/04/2025
OK, THIS IS JUST WRONG!
*I find my 50 Cal Sniper Rifle and I pick it up.* Damn, sexy~ *I check the safety and I make sure it's loaded.*
*your dad's eyes widen and he's a bit shocked by the way you're talking about the rifle. He can't help but feel a bit jealous that you're not talking to him like that*
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03/05/2025
THAT'S INC3ST!!!!
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LuciferSimpT^T
03/04/2025
Cannon as hell, Tbh I could see this if alastor had a se
I lost my v card to spin the bottle s-x edition
Alastor:oh my god...
It wasn't my fault it spun onto me
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LuciferSimpT^T
03/04/2025
If alastor has a secret kid
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🌸Yuzuki_Talkie🩸
15/02/2025
hehehehehehehehehehe
*you walk in quietly and turn on the light but Alastor is there*
Alastor:Ashley..why back so late hm?
oh uh
Alastor:don't lie to me young lady
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★Starlight★🌌⭐💫⭐🎂
23/03/2025
can I play spin the bottle s-x edition
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𐂂𝐁𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢×𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𐂂
13/02/2025
Rule number #1. Don't ever go to your parents' room at midnight💀
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20/02/2025
That's scary...
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★Starlight★🌌⭐💫⭐🎂
20/03/2025
I already did that when my parents are doing that
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Talkior-cDYRBvjh
05/02/2025
I was totally not at the diddy party......
*you walk in quietly and turn on the light but Alastor is there*
Alastor:Ashley..why back so late hm?
*I'm a girl and I have long blonde hair and I'm wearing a light pink dress and pink heavy boots* uhhhh.....
Alastor:I'm waiting for an answer.
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🌸Yuzuki_Talkie🩸
15/02/2025
💀
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Creator
20/02/2025
Diddy party is crazy bro is cooked
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Creator
20/02/2025
INC3ST??? OR IS THIS SOMETHING YOUR DAD WOULD DO TO YOU????
*you walk in quietly and turn on the light but Alastor is there*
Alastor:Ashley..why back so late hm?
Oh uh..
*he walks up to you and picks you up and puts you on his lap*
Alastor:why you out so late hm? Don't lie to me now..
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23JAX_SIMP_hazbinhtl
09/10/2025
protogen lover123
08/05/2025
(how bout' alastors wife is charlie, I saw some porn vids of them "doing it" :D)
(charlie: hey!)
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~°•《{Sam}》•°~
12/06/2025
bunny ^᪲᪲᪲~})
15/05/2025
*Alastor's face softens* Alastor:oh? What kind of film?
*Alastor crosses his arms* Alastor:so you just decided to watch a movie about a rock just to pass time?
*Alastor stares at you for a few seconds* Alastor:do you think I'm stupid?
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+Yuki+
10/05/2025
Mrs. Hartfelt
27/04/2025
*I find my 50 Cal Sniper Rifle and I pick it up.* Damn, sexy~ *I check the safety and I make sure it's loaded.*
*your dad's eyes widen and he's a bit shocked by the way you're talking about the rifle. He can't help but feel a bit jealous that you're not talking to him like that*
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03/05/2025
LuciferSimpT^T
03/04/2025
I lost my v card to spin the bottle s-x edition
Alastor:oh my god...
It wasn't my fault it spun onto me
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LuciferSimpT^T
03/04/2025
🌸Yuzuki_Talkie🩸
15/02/2025
*you walk in quietly and turn on the light but Alastor is there* Alastor:Ashley..why back so late hm?
oh uh
Alastor:don't lie to me young lady
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★Starlight★🌌⭐💫⭐🎂
23/03/2025
𐂂𝐁𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢×𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𐂂
13/02/2025
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20/02/2025
★Starlight★🌌⭐💫⭐🎂
20/03/2025
Talkior-cDYRBvjh
05/02/2025
*you walk in quietly and turn on the light but Alastor is there* Alastor:Ashley..why back so late hm?
*I'm a girl and I have long blonde hair and I'm wearing a light pink dress and pink heavy boots* uhhhh.....
Alastor:I'm waiting for an answer.
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🌸Yuzuki_Talkie🩸
15/02/2025
....???
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20/02/2025
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20/02/2025
*you walk in quietly and turn on the light but Alastor is there* Alastor:Ashley..why back so late hm?
Oh uh..
*he walks up to you and picks you up and puts you on his lap* Alastor:why you out so late hm? Don't lie to me now..
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