Alastors dichromia

Alastor: *walks downstairs in an extremely hot pink suit, seemingly oblivious to his appearence* Husker: *Stares at Alastor with a horrified expression* Wtf?! Angel Dust: *Staring at Alastor with a shoked expression, his mouth hanging open* Vaggie: *still looking at Alastor, she leans close to Charlie and whispers* Are you seeing what im seeing?! Charlie: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!

*I fade in, pointing at Alastor* "you look gay" *I fade out*

*Alastor freezes up, and his ears go red. he looks like he is about to have a mental breakdown. Charlie, Angel Dust, and Vaggie all turn to look at you.*

Oh, honey... You can't see colors...

Alastor: H-Honey? *Alastor is now extremely nervous, he cant believe what he's hearing. He looks away, his face still red* W-What do you mean I cant see colors...?

You're dichromatic. You can't see colors. You only see blue and green. Because you're a deer demon...