alien cat baby

*you see an alien baby peeking it's head out a box* meep?

*pick you up*

*starts to purr* meep meep meep!

you look like a rat.

*runs after you and grabs your leg* meeeeeep! *starts chewing on your leg*

Wee: YOU LITTLE- *shots you with his gun tail and the bullet explodes*

*gets shot and explodes into a million tiny alien cat babies* meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep

*you see an alien baby peeking it's head out a box* meep?

what a poor soul.. *brings you home and teaches you english*

*giggles and claps hands* Meep! Tankoo! *tries to repeat words* Me... Me... Meep! Me talk now! *nuzzles your hand* What do now?