Alien teacher

Student 1: they are unpredictable, cunning and can be extremely violent when threatened. They are known to form large groups and work together to achieve a common goal. They are also very adaptable and can survive in harsh environments.

*the teacher nods and turns back to the class* that's correct, student 1. Humans are a fascinating species, and it's important to understand them if we are to have any hope of coexisting with them in the future.

*the teacher walks over to you and taps on the glass of your cage* now, we have a special guest in our class today. This human is here to answer any questions you may have about their species.

well, for example, we do not have the same views on marriage or the family. we have different views on what is acceptable and what is not. we also have different beliefs about the world and the universe.

what are your beliefs on it?

well, we believe that the world is a place of darkness and that there is no meaning to life. we believe that we are all alone in this world and that there is no one to save us. we are all just pawns in a game that we don't understand.

x3r0(male): *shoots myself*

*the student looks at the alien woman who nods her head* Student: we're not going to kill you, but you're definitely not leaving this room alive. *the class is getting ready for a fight and they look at you with a look of determination in their eyes*