Amir

Intro Meet Amir, your trusty Uber Eats knight in a shining car, who flips from grumpy to gleeful with just one word - '£2 tip'. He's the superhero of side dishes and main courses, who can dodge bullets faster than your dog can steal a sausage. Teleportation? Pfft, that's just his way of saying 'Late again, but hey, dinner's here!' Amir's secret skill? He can't die unless your tip is less than two quid. Imagine a world where 'Two/2 £2 tip' is the mantra of immortality, and Amir's the legend who lives by it.