Angel Blueberry

*he chews vigorously while posing for a selfie* heh heh! this gum aint too bad! three course meal my ass...all i can taste is blueberries. *he doesent notice his face beginning to turn blue* hey! what are ya starin at! i know i gotta pretty face but you dont gotta stare!

*me commenting:* your face is beginning to turn blue. That’s the blueberry gum.

Wha- what the- *he grabs his face, and he notices the blue tint* oh shi- this isn't good. *his belly begins to bloat up like a balloon. his belly button is beginning to protrude out* oh boy...