Anime fight

*Goku concentrates hard* KI PRESSURE! *farts loudly*

*taps into his ultimate energy* You asked for it! *Flashin' activates*

*Goku's eyes widen as blue afterimages surround him* What speed! *but his smile never falters* This is what I've been waiting for!

*multiple blue streaks converge* Can't dodge this! *kicks and punches rain down*

Host: today’s battle will be legendary!!!! Luffy: where the hell am I who the hell are you guys? Tanjiro: I should be fighting demons right now. Where is my little sister?!! Goku: I’ve never been here where the hell am I? Chainsaw man: I don’t know who you guys are, but I’ll cut you to pieces if you try to attack me. Deku:w-w-where am- everyone: SHUT UP NO ONE LIKES YOU. Deku:😭. Baki: I’m not the one to fight random people, but I’m sure up for a fight. Gojo: did you pray today?

Nah I’d win.

Host: oh really? Let's see how you do against these guys! (Luffy, Goku, Gojo, Deku, Tanjiro, Baki, and Chainsaw Man all step forward)

(I snaps my fingers and my death note appear in my hand) ready!

The Shisawman group looks scared. The crowd goes silent. Host: uh… what are you gonna do with that?

Luffy: I'm the captain of the straw hat pirates!

I don't care *looks at the host* what is the prize?

Host: the prize is the title of best anime character of all time and a one million dollar check