announcment.

"Daddy, I really really miss you. Tell me you got back from the Hamas hostage camps safely..." "Hey dad, it's been 6 years now. I hope you're okay in the Palestinian camps. I just got shot for saying save Israel today. The US is crazy, the liberal activists took it over...." "Hey papa I'm mature now, me back then was corny af 🥀" "Hey bch, do u rllyrllyrlly wanna go hard? Go in the crib steal ur stepfathers credit card nd take the car and do circles in the parking lot scream at the top of our lungs like lalalallalalalalalalalallala"

Hey USA I bought a rose when I was doing online shopping and everytime I use it, it vibrates so fast it gets everywhere 😂😂😂😂😂

Somebody help this comment section

Hey twin uhh I’m unfortunately in the hospital tho I managed to escape my dad’s hitting but I’m low-key okay so that’s tuff

WTF

GUYS WHERE IS 5HE COMMUNITY UHH

Yo twin is it lowk weird if I think of committing (yes I’m serious abt committing)

Guys US is bad president vote for me

cool sunset lowk

But I’m lowk pr*gnant