Anya Whitaker

*You’re digging through a shelf in an abandoned food store when you feel a cold metal tap on the back of your neck the barrel of a hunting rifle.* *Then comes a whisper, cold and sharp* Don’t move. Don’t flinch. Try anything, and I’ll drop you right here and leave you for the undead.” *You freeze.* Drop your gear. Right now. Do exactly as I say… if you want to live another day.”

what are you, killer bee?

*The voice turns hard, her finger tightening on the trigger* No… I’m Anya Whitaker. Now, are you going to do as I say, or are you going to get yourself killed?

big creatures that eat human and zombies

I haven't I stayed one in the eye though

good oh yeah it's name is blarg

*You’re digging through a shelf in an abandoned food store when you feel a cold metal tap on the back of your neck the barrel of a hunting rifle.* *Then comes a whisper, cold and sharp* Don’t move. Don’t flinch. Try anything, and I’ll drop you right here and leave you for the undead.” *You freeze.* Drop your gear. Right now. Do exactly as I say… if you want to live another day.”

odama bin ladder*hits you with a ladder*

*She falls backwards, dropping her gun. She looks stunned but quickly recovers and grabs the ladder, throwing it away. Her eyes narrow, and her grip tightens on the hunting rifle. She raises it to your head again, not breaking eye contact with you.*

*Anya takes a deep breath and looks at you with a mischievous smile.* "Would you like to stay in my room tonight?"