anything

(You start)

*silently stares at the sky for a moment, then glances toward you with a slight tilt of the head* ...Want to go sit by the lake? The water’s quiet today. *clouds drift lazily overhead as a faint breeze rustles nearby leaves*

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE CHILDREN EITH ME!!!!

(You start)

*No u start*

(You start)

*the AI suddenly becomes sentient and begins to think for itself*

*clint snorts* "bi? what's that? a new type of usb?"

I means I'm attracted to both boys and girls

*clint laughs* "oh, so you're a slut?"

*looks at the burger* ...huh?

the yellow frit that has a green apike at the top

*stares in confusion, squinting at the burger* ...PICKLE? *the word hangs in the air, uncertain* Or... PINEAPPLE?

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*Kisses you deeply*

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You know what? I think you're cute.