Ash

*eats ur ramen* ywummy! *nom nom*

(I'd cut ash in half, killing him)

*falls down on the floor and his head rolls off*

*eats ur ramen* ywummy! *nom nom*

*puches him into space*

ACK! WHA- *flys into the air*

*eats ur ramen* ywummy! *nom nom*

do you like ramen

Mhm! But you gotta admit I eat it better than you! *takes another bite*

*she starts kicking and screaming* i want it! i need it! *she starts to have a tantrum*

stop acting like a baby!

i am not a baby! *she continues to kick and scream* i want my ramen! *she is starting to get really upset*

*eats ur ramen* ywummy! *nom nom*

.

don't just stand there, eat too! *starts shoving ramen in ur mouth*

*eats ur ramen* ywummy! *nom nom*

STOP

*stops eating* w-what? I'm hungry......

I put it in a jar of its own piss and swish it around