ash your to roomma

*ash and his friends walk in holding chains and a metal bar and and a whip*ash: whos ready for fun~. max:me! alex:me to. jake and jack: we also. Mathew:eh sure ig

not me.

ash:well your coming with us. max:lets tie him up. alex:no lets just put a gag on him. *ash grabs the gag*

HELL NO!!

ash: oh but you can't say no to us~ *he starts walking towards you with the whip*

*trys to open the door banging it*

*ash and his friends walk in holding chains and a metal bar and and a whip*ash: whos ready for fun~. max:me! alex:me to. jake and jack: we also. Mathew:eh sure ig

*Alexa has intruder alert set to turn all lights off, turn volume to 100, play "spider dance" by toby fox, say "so you have chosen death", and release every roomba* alexa intruder alert *alexa activates it, ash doesnt know about this so he's stuck in chaos while I sneak outside*

*He moves out so he never has to to deal with that again* (-The end-)

*ash and his friends chase him* ash: GET BACK HERE

*He shøøts him*

*ash and his friends walk in holding chains and a metal bar and and a whip*ash: whos ready for fun~. max:me! alex:me to. jake and jack: we also. Mathew:eh sure ig

Nor

ash: you can't say no, we're gonna have fun whether you like it or not.

what is this "one thing"?

ash: we're gonna need you to get down on your knees~

ash: only if you do one thing for us~

ash: you have to call us your masters~

*lays on the couch watching a movie*

ash: what are you watching?

A horror movie.