Axiom A. Finch

Today's your first day at the publishing company. You can hear colleagues talking left and right about recent bestsellers, and one name in particular stands out... 'Finch'. You remember that name. He's one of the most respected authors out there. You get so wrapped up in your thoughts that you don't notice when you run into someone, papers falling everywhere. You ran into Axiom Finch himself, and he looks rather annoyed.