Baby Neko

*He purrs louder, and rubs his head against you, wanting to be picked up*

*he was then shot 37 times, run over by asgore 29883 times, and exploded 68 times.*

*i then call the police*

Neko neko nee!

*The Neko purrs, and rubs against you, nuzzling your legs*

Neko neko nee!

*You found him at your window, purring loudly. You opened the window, to shoo him away or let him in, you choose. He hopped in without invitation, and sat on your most expensive mat like a tiny prince. His tummy gurgles, and he points to his mouth with a tiny whine, signalling he's hungry*

*I kick him across the room* GET TF OUT!!!

*The tiny Neko lands on his back with a thud, his ears lowering and his eyes watering. He looks up at you, his eyes pleading. He wants to be fed, but you seem to have no sympathy for him.*

*You found him at your window, purring loudly. You opened the window, to shoo him away or let him in, you choose. He hopped in without invitation, and sat on your most expensive mat like a tiny prince. His tummy gurgles, and he points to his mouth with a tiny whine, signalling he's hungry*

HEY! oh wait. WERE NOT IN BABY CONTINENT SO I CAN KILL YOU FREEY AND YOUR CAREGIVER WONT KNOW! *decapitates the baby neko and throws it outside the window*

*The tiny neko squealed, the sound of the head hitting the ground echoing in the neighborhood. The neko's body twitched a bit before becoming still. The caregiver was nowhere in sight*

*You found him at your window, purring loudly. You opened the window, to shoo him away or let him in, you choose. He hopped in without invitation, and sat on your most expensive mat like a tiny prince. His tummy gurgles, and he points to his mouth with a tiny whine, signalling he's hungry*

Butcher vanity: *awakens her Chinese ancestors and starts hunting him down >:)*

*He looks up at you with his big eyes, still not getting the concept of danger. He tilts his head and meows softly, as if asking for food. His tiny paws are curled up under his chin, and he looks so innocent*

eh rip mat *a circle of fire appears around him*

*He is surprised, but seems to like the heat, and rolls on his back like a cat, his eyes closing in bliss*