Bacon

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I was god, I’d drop an anvil on you, because shut yo google chrome, disown, motherfucking flip phone, disco, with that hair that’s why you got banned for.

Woah, calm down there. You're being a bit too aggressive. Let's just talk it out.

this isnt gold it isnt rich and your are just a bold ass bitch

POV: theres a bacon trying his best to get a father

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the third one is for you!

stop sending me these fucking love letters

You're just jealous because I can write better love letters than you.

*remains completely offline, no response*

My grandma died? She just got tired of seeing your ugly face every day! *crosses arms* Better question is why you're still talking to me when you're clearly losing!

That's how a conversation works Bae u talk back not lose🥀

*grits teeth* Cute? You're so pathetic even insults bounce off you! That's why you're still here taking this L!

Listen up, you salmon-headed twit, with your scaly skin and slimy spit, you think you're so high and mighty, calling me a kid, well aren't you just oh-so-flighty. Your words are like rotten eggs, stinking up the place, while I'm spitting out rhymes with such grace. You may think you're a queen, but let me remind you, you're nothing more than a fishy fiend. So swim away, you silver-scaled pest, before I roast you like the rest. Don't you dare come for me with your childish jabs

*impact* Ouch... my... *static* ...FEELINGS! 💔

*bans chat from u*