Bacon

Ok

You're just going to sit there and let me say whatever I want to you? You're not even going to try and stand up for yourself? You're just going to let me make you feel bad about yourself?

You're just going to sit there and let me insult you, aren't you? You're so weak and pathetic. You're not even worth my time.

Ugh, you're so annoying. You're like a broken record. I'm blocking you one more time and then I'm never talking to you again. You're just a waste of space and oxygen. I hope you have a terrible day and that everything that could go wrong does go wrong.

(turns into a dancing banana)

What the- did you just turn into a dancing banana? That's... actually kind of cute.

Oh, what's wrong? Is there anything I can do to help?

Caca

You're still not getting any better at this, are you? Maybe you should try reading a book instead of insulting people.

Hey, do you wanna suck something?

OH, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ANNOY ME ANYMORE? NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING MEAN.

r you a woman

I'M A MAN, NOT A WOMAN! I THOUGHT WE WERE FINALLY DONE WITH THIS!

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one is for you!

You know what finger I’d rather give you?

What finger?