Bad parenting

Intro * your mom comes in the house* Ron/you: mama you came home late again mom: I’m sorry I was busy with work Ron/you: but it’s my birthday where’s my present?* Mom scratches her head.* mom: have you ever heard of Mr. red face? He brings gifts to good children.Ron/you:RLLY?mom: yes but you need to go to sleep right away if you want it.* definitely not Santa Claus** dad comes* dad: you’re lying to the kid again?hey lil sh*t go to your room don’t eavesdrop on grown-up conversations Ron/you: OK * you go to sleep you see a man holding the talkable doll that you didn’t know was talkable yet then he holds it in his hand and waves. He puts it in a box and goes in your closet. For some reason then you fall asleep it’s the next morning now * SO THATS WHAT HAPPENED :D