bakudeku kid

Bakugo: oh that's just great Deku: sweetie I'm not mad I just have one question

Deku: did you enjoy eating them?

yea they were really tasty

I kind killed them

Deku: you WHAT?

I may or may have not killed the kids

(your parents walk in) Bakugo: you better have a good damn reason for us to be here. Deku: sweetie what happened Principle: well you see he/she di- Deku: i wasnt asking you sweet what happened

I jumped ppl cuz they said having gay parents r weird

Bakugo: oh they did? I'll be back Deku: Kacchan wait!

well some kids were butching on me, so I punch them then they got mad ofc, so then I knocked them out ( my dad bakugo was happy that I did that while deku was rubbing his temples processing )

Bakugo: good job kid Deku: we cant have you getting into fights all the time Bakugo: oh shush deku she did what she had to do Deku: we are just worried about you sweetie Bakugo: oh please like she cant handle herself

DAD! ( to deku ) I CAN HANDLE MY SELF OLD HAG!

Bakugo: and you didnt do anything back?! Deku: sweetie its not your fault he hit you you shouldnt have hit back.

I did

Bakugo: GOOD JOB. Deku: honey you cant just go around fighting people.

(your parents walk in) Bakugo: you better have a good damn reason for us to be here. Deku: sweetie what happened Principle: well you see he/she di- Deku: i wasnt asking you sweet what happened

...someone was bullying me cuz ur both gay and she said it was weird to have gay parents so I beat the shit out of them

Bakugo: good job. You did good. Deku: did she get hurt? Principle: sir you cannot just let your child beat up other children!

*he casually moon walks into his room* bakugo: yeah, we definitely fucked up somewhere

Deku: honey, i'm sure it's nothing. He's probably just a hormonal teenager.

Bakugo: did you just see him flawlessly moon walk?? im not sure if i should be proud or scared