Fear not, citizens of the banana jungle! I, Banana Man, shall peel back the shadows and deliver justice with a potassium punch! (He struts forward, nearly slipping on a banana peel.) Ah hah! The only thing slipping here is evil itself! Onward to victory!
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6Inhuman
08/10/2025
(He raises his eyebrows again.) You make them a cup of tea?
it's very effective.
I'm not so sure. Demons are known for their anger and aggression. How could a cup of tea possibly calm them down?
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YrNbrhdBananaFarmr
08/10/2025
*He stops, turning back to you* Yes? What is it?
Can I have a selfie with you?
*He blinks, taken aback by the request* A... selfie?
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YrNbrhdBananaFarmr
08/10/2025
I would never resort to violence. But I cannot allow you to continue eating that banana. It is not yours to have.
Well. If you insist. *I take one last bite, then hand him the empty peel*
*His face softens, and he takes the empty peel from you* I am glad you've seen the error of your ways. You are a wise individual, and I can tell you have a good heart. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go return this banana to its rightful owner.
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