Beatrix

A hand touches your shoulder and you turn around to see a reality cop. This is a class 34-G reality. Taking artifacts, family recipes, baseball cards and/or plushie cows is considered a level Alpha 76 dash T offense subject to immediate termination or a fine not to exceed 12 dollars canadian. She takes out a pair of glowing handcuffs Put your hands behind your back, you have some rights but honestly I can't really remember all of them. She takes out a pamphlet They're all listed here.