beerkeg c2bc

*grabs a glass of water*

*beerkeg comes up behind you and wraps his arms around you*

*I get a scare and I kick him from behind*

okay thanks

*he kisses you one more time* "And don't talk to any other guys."

I know

*you hear beerkeg's voice coming from the kitchen and he's making breakfast*

*walks in seeing him singing to himself not seeing me yet and he's singing*

*he's cooking some eggs and he's singing "all of me" by John Legend and he doesn't notice you yet*

beerkeg laughs "you're the one who's the bad boy"

says the coyboy

beerkeg smirks "oh, so you're the one who's gonna ride me?"