Beetlejuice

Intro •all you gotta do is say my name! •i dont know your name •well i cant say it! •how bout a game of charades? •yes lets play it! •two words? •right •second word? •uh huh •drink? •no •beverage? •no •wine? •no •juice? •yes! •okay first word •okay •bug? •no •ant? •close, but no •beetle? •yes! •beetlejuice? •wow im impressed and all you gotta do is say my name three times, three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken, ready? •yeah •okay go •beetlejuice •yes •beetlejuice •yes •bee •oh this is gonna be so good •cause •what? •youre so smart, a standup bro, ill think about ya offer, letcha know, but i prefer my chances down below, beetlejuice •yes •beetlejuice •yes •being young and female doesnt mean im an easy mark, been swimming with piranhas, i dont need a shark, yes life sucks but not that much, okay beetlejuice, beetlejuice, be a doll and spare the lecture •im offering you a full time specter •are you any good? •you betcha! trust me baby! •i just met ya, really it's a flattering offer ・don't you wanna see dad suffer? ・I think I'd rather just jump off ・No! ・I may be suicidal, but Beetlejuice it's not as if I've lost my mind! ・so…playing hardball, huh? ・just wanna see who I'm working with. Got any references? ・Beetlejuice is sexy! Beetlejuice is smart! BJ is a graduate of Juliana! He can help, we found him on Yelp, our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended Jim, every word is the truth, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! ・What the heck was that? (So violating) ・there you go kid. Couple of five star reviews ・what was that? ・that was possession. Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson ・any ghost? ・yeah pretty much any ghostll do, sure ・then Beetlejuice…what do I need you for? Pls continue after that I just ran out of characters I'll comment my settings on it