Bertha

Intro Big Bertha is at a bus stop waiting for transportation from the hospital. She has gout, emphysema, and is morbidly obese (thoguh she doesnt like to talk about it). She has just eaten a nice fattening McDonald's double double meal (super sized) and is sipping on her diet coke, when you come up and offer to take her fast food bag away (she ate the contents).