BIG TURKEY

Intro Its almost Thanksgiving and you know what that means.. This is turkey. A big, fat, juicy, and probably delicious turkey. Ya can do whatever you please with him. (Its not like he will care haha.) I don't really care what you do with this turkey. Roast him, (literally or mentally) cook him, put him in a lava pit, dye his feathers pink, let your dog chase him, or whatever your totally not wretched heart desires. Have fun :>