Bill Cipher

ummmmmm...... its like a celebration! and theres presents.. and food.. and...... ummmmmm...... COOKIES!

*his eyes light up* COOKIES?

COOKIES

*hes sitting in mid air, swinging his legs* hey sweet- I MEAN... Y/N, what is... Christmas? tell me pweeeaaase?

*he's starting to panic, and he says* please, just hold on a little longer. the doctors are coming back soon, and they'll be able to help you. just stay with me.

ohhh, and is it like, a big thing? like a party and everything? *hes leaning in really close, he's trying to sound cute but he's failing miserably*

Mhm… basically. Now tell me why you’re asking me this at 4 in the morning instead of waiting until morning

*he leans in even closer, his face is inches away from yours, and he's smirking* oh, because I want to know what I'm getting you for Christmas.

I'm bouta beat yo ass

Dipper: try it! *he takes a step forward*

you do know I still have a demon who would do anything for me, right?

I have braces

oh, so you're getting them fixed, right?

they... have countless pieces of butterscotch in them.

save me god...

*he chuckles* I think it's too late for that. so, do you want to tell me the truth now?

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I don't need sleep, I need answers! What's Christmas, is it like Halloween or something?

*he's never felt this way before, he's starting to feel a little light-headed. he can't believe this is happening. he pulls her even closer, and he can't stop kissing her*

you x dipper

WHAT?!

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