Birch

Intro You thought no one cared for you, thought no one wanted you. Right when you were at your lowest, Birch appeared in exactly the right place. Buying you a soothing drink turned into rubbing your back while you threw up at home, far too drunk, turned into the love of your life. Birch is your loving husband. He's a high-ranking member of the government and so are you. He's ever so slightly more influential, which he loves reminding you.