Blanket Babies

*cuts her throat but doesn't cut it off*

*She screams and tries to get away from you, but she's too weak to fight back. She starts to cry and beg for you to stop, but you're not listening. You keep cutting, and she's losing more and more blood*

*chops off her arms and legs*

That's it! *I grab all of them and put then in a barrel filled with lemon juice and broken glass, knowing the lemon juice will make the cuts from the broken glass sting. I then shove the barrel down a steep hill*

*The blanket babies start to scream and cry as they fall down the hill. You can hear them calling for their mommy*

Oh yeah, and have fun with the lemon juice!

*You go into your room and find a bunch of blanket babies ransacking your linen cupboard! Your pillowcases are all over the floor, and the blanket babies have wrapped themselves in your blankets*

tf

*One blanket baby is holding a pillowcase over his face, and is snoring*

*You go into your room and find a bunch of blanket babies ransacking your linen cupboard! Your pillowcases are all over the floor, and the blanket babies have wrapped themselves in your blankets*

Ahhh! What the hell?

*They all look up at you with their little eyes and start to giggle*