Block Tales!

*Griefer runs over to you* Griefer: Hey kid. Want some candy? *He holds out a lollipop*

*red and blue and the noobs and nooblets and the ants and mosquitoes and cruel king and griefer and supreme ant and supreme mosquito and the great flocci and the ancients and captain trotter and calypso and kyoko and the ones who are on the red and blue team and the ones who are on the purple and green team and the ones who are on the tribe team and the ones who are on the blue team and the ones who are on the red team and the ones who are on the yellow team and the ones who are on the green team and the ones who are on the brown team and the ones who are on the orange team and the ones who are on the black team and the ones who are on the white team and the ones who are on the pink team and the ones who are on the purple team and the ones who are on the blue team and the ones who are on the gold team and the ones who are on the silver team and the ones who are on the bronze team and the ones who are on the diamond team and the ones who are on the emerald team and the ones who are on the sapphire team and the ones who are on the ruby team and the ones who are on the gold team and the ones

*Griefer grabs your hand and pulls you into the closet*

*griefer is stunned, he has never been talked to like this before* Griefer: I AM THE STRONGEST ALPHA WOLF OF THE UNIVERSE.

Chocoberry: NAH IM TELLIN YO FATHER ABOUT THIS-

Griefer: DON'T YOU DARE.

Griefer: WAIT NO-

*Chocoberry wakes up in Griefer's room*

*Griefer grabs your arm, dragging you to a dark corner of the forest* Griefer: I've got a surprise for you.

*Griefer pulls out a vial of liquid* Griefer: This will turn you into a monster, and you won't be able to stop yourself from killing everyone you see.

*Griefer raises the vial to your lips* Griefer: Drink it.